once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
im really good at holding a grudge
I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET
Nick Jonas being his stupid self (part 2).
x: What do you want for Christmas?
what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
*Rapidly tries to make hair look decent*
but then they were all “no your hair looks fine” and they laughed
and then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence they were just like
"i like your pajamas"
i would cry